How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Cold Case Jokes More Cold Case Jokes

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.