Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"