What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!