They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
They only had 2 trucks.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
A medium medium on the median.
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Because 7 ate 9.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
winnie the Philosopooh
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They have the same middle name!
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
From a zombee! I'll see myself out
Their middle name.
