What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.