You know you want it, Honey"
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Because he found his honey.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It had muscles.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Put it in his honey.
From a zombee! I'll see myself out
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
In its honey
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Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Hives.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
Honey, I'm home."
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
They cell it.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Honey, why the wrong face
He cantaloupe.
Your honey or your life !
Because it never gets old.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Honey.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
With his bear hands!
Give it two test-tickles!
The business plan.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
A: Desperate!
Because they use honey combs!
A honey comb!
Because he wanted them to work over-time
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
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Toucan
the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
