You know you want it, Honey"
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Because he found his honey.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It had muscles.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Put it in his honey.
From a zombee! I'll see myself out
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
In its honey
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Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Hives.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
Honey, I'm home."
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
They cell it.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Honey, why the wrong face
He cantaloupe.
Your honey or your life !
Because it never gets old.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Honey.
The same middle name.
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
Because he ate too much of them.
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
Brothel sprouts.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
HeHe
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
In a double ring ceremony !
You cant-elope!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
