Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.