Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!