Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies."

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.