What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.