What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.