Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.