Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.