Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.