What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.