What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...