What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...