Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.