Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum