What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.