What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"