What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.