What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call a mentally handicapped lion?

a leotard

What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."