Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven