Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze