Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends