Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...