Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.