Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.