Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.