Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!