How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...