How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future