Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.