Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles