Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
With a Nine Inch Nail.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
9/11
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Quack
A wise quack.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
