What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW