What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.