What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.