What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.