Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.