Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.