Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Fortune Teller Jokes More Fortune Teller Jokes

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Happy Medium Jokes More Happy Medium Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.