Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.