How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.