How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market