What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.