Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.