What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.