Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.