Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!