Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.