Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados