Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What do old people often do?

Die

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff