Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa