What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.