How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.