Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.