How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.