Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Because the steaks are too high.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
For the drizzle
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Full speed ahead!"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
He didn't jump high enough.
Running Stupid
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
Throw in your laundry.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
