Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!