Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.