How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.