Nail its other hand to the floor.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
tape velcro to the ceiling.
He only got nailed once
He only got nailed by guys )
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Cot-on-wool.
Cause he kept going in circles...
nail the other hand to the floor.
Glue it to the floor.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
