How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.