What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Diet and exorcise.

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via sticky notes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

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A cloth.

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Hire a cunning linguist.

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Lend me your ears

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!