Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow