Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.