How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !