Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...
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He got snowed in.
A brushin.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
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a moscow
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
A: To study economics.
A Moscow-ito !
He was Snowden.
Because they already have Moscow.
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Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..
From moscow
Quit Russian.
It stares.
None. He "fell".
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Ukraine.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"
Crackers always leave crumbs.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
He was playing with a cheetah.
In the I.C.U.
He ran out of balance
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
