Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.