Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.