Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.