Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.